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everything is funny as long as it happens to someone else

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すべてが面白い、それは他の誰かに起こる限り、

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Everything is interesting, unless it happens to someone else

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それは他の誰かに起こる場合を除き、すべてが面白い、

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Unless it happens to someone else, everything is interesting,

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それが他の誰かに起こる場合を除き、すべてが面白い、

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If it happens to anyone else, except everything is interesting,

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すべてが面白いを除いて、他の人にそれが発生した場合

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Everything is funny when it happens to other people, except

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すべてが面白いそれを除く他の人々 に起こるとき

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When everything happens to other people except it funny

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面白いことを除いてすべてが他の人に起こると

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When everything happens to others except for fun things

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楽しいものを除いてすべてが他の人に起こるとき

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When everything happens to others except for fun things