YOU SAID:
Everytime I want to produce stool for my toilet, the little roach in the big periwinkle hat yells at my calico cat.
INTO JAPANESE
私がトイレに便を出したいと思うたびに、大きなツルニチニチソウの帽子をかぶった小さなゴキブリが三毛猫に向かって叫びます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A little roach in a big periwinkle hat screams at my tortoiseshell cat every time I want to poop in the litter box.
INTO JAPANESE
私がトイレでうんちをしたくなるたびに、大きなツルニチニチソウの帽子をかぶった小さなゴキブリが三毛猫に向かって叫びます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A little roach in a big periwinkle hat screams at my tortoiseshell cat every time I want to poop in the litter box.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
