YOU SAID:
Given a man a gun, he'll shoot himself
INTO JAPANESE
男銃を考えると、彼は彼自身を撃ちますぞ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Given the man gun, he will shoot himself
INTO JAPANESE
男銃を考えると、彼は自分自身を撮影します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Given the man gun, he will shoot himself
That didn't even make that much sense in English.