YOU SAID:
go to bed I swear to god
INTO JAPANESE
私は神に誓って寝ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i swear to god i sleep
INTO JAPANESE
神に誓って寝ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i swear to god i will sleep
INTO JAPANESE
神に誓って寝ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i swear to god i will sleep
That didn't even make that much sense in English.