YOU SAID:

Gosh dang it my granddad dropped all the celery everywhere

INTO JAPANESE

まあダンそれ私の祖父はどこでもすべてのセロリを削除

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well dang it removes all celery everywhere my grandfather

INTO JAPANESE

ダンはよく削除されますすべてセロリどこでも私の祖父

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dan is also often removed all celery where my grandfather

INTO JAPANESE

ダンはまた頻繁に取除かれるすべてのセロリ、祖父

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Dan is also frequently removed all celery, grandfather