YOU SAID:

Ha ha I hope this is short because why not.

INTO JAPANESE

ハハ私はこれが短いことを願っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Haha I hope this is short.

INTO JAPANESE

はははこれが短いといいのですが。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hope this is short.

INTO JAPANESE

これが短いことを願っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hope this is short.