YOU SAID:
He’s a goose who’s been basted in white wine and so now he’s drunk.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はガチョウであり、白ワインを浴びているので、今は酔っ払っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is a goose and is drunk now because he is basking in white wine.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はガチョウであり、白ワインを浴びているので今は酔っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He is a goose and is drunk now because he is basking in white wine.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
