YOU SAID:
He potato, she potato, that tomato, this tomato.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はジャガイモ、彼女はジャガイモ、あのトマト、このトマト。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He's a potato, she's a potato, that tomato, this tomato.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はジャガイモ、彼女はジャガイモ、あのトマト、このトマト。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He's a potato, she's a potato, that tomato, this tomato.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.