YOU SAID:

Hello I’m gonna stab myself with a llama

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは私はラマと自分自身を刺すつもり

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi, I'm going to stab myself with a llama

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私はラマと自分自身を刺すつもり

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hi, I'm going to stab myself with a llama