YOU SAID:
hello my dog seems to be pasta or am i crazy
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の犬はパスタか私は狂っているようです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my dog is pasta or I seem crazy
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の犬はパスタですか、私は狂っているようです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my dog is pasta, I seem to be crazy
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の犬はパスタです、私は狂っているようです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my dog is pasta, I seem to be crazy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.