YOU SAID:
hello there siamese crab child thing
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こんにちはシャムのカニ子の事
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Hello it Canico Siamese
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こんにちは、カニコ・シャム
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Hello, Canico-Sham
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こんにちは、カニコシャム
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Hello, Kanikoshamu
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こんにちは、カニコシャム
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Hello, Kanikoshamu
You've done this before, haven't you.