YOU SAID:
Hey Kids! I've got a van full of FREE CANDY!
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっと子供たち!私は無料キャンディのバンを持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, kids! I've got free candy van!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、子供たち!私は無料キャンディのバンを持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, it's our kids! I've got free candy van!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、それは私たちの子供たちは!私は無料キャンディのバンを持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, it's our kids! I've got free candy van!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.