YOU SAID:

Hi it's me this is you I am a cow this is weird okay bye

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私です。これはあなたです。私は牛です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, this is me. This is you. I am a cow

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私です。これはあなたです。私は牛です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, this is me. This is you. I am a cow