YOU SAID:

His hair was like noodles and I’d eat them in a heartbeat

INTO JAPANESE

彼の髪は麺のようで、私は鼓動でそれらを食べるだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

His hair was like noodles, and I would eat them in a heartbeat

INTO JAPANESE

彼の髪の毛は麺のようで、私は鼓動を打って食べました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

His hair was like noodles and I beat and ate.

INTO JAPANESE

彼の髪は麺のようで、私は叩いて食べました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

His hair was like noodles and I beat and ate.