YOU SAID:
How are you, magical fire? I am fine, raging river.
INTO JAPANESE
どのように、魔法の火？私は大丈夫、激しい川です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How, magical fire? I am okay, it is a fierce river.
INTO JAPANESE
どのように、魔法の火？私は大丈夫です、それは激しい川です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How, magical fire? I am okay, it is a hard river.
INTO JAPANESE
どのように、魔法の火？私は大丈夫です、それは硬い川です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How, magical fire? I am okay, it is a hard river.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
