YOU SAID:
I can hide my hair from the monkeys that sniff moms
INTO JAPANESE
私は母親を嗅ぐ猿から私の髪を隠すことができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can hide my hair from a monkey sniffing my mother
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の母を嗅ぐ猿から私の髪を隠すことができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can hide my hair from a monkey sniffing my mother
That didn't even make that much sense in English.