YOU SAID:

i cant stop pooping today and it quite irratating.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今日うんちを止めることができないと、それは非常に刺激的です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't stop pooping today and it's very exciting.

INTO JAPANESE

今日はうんちを止められず、とてもエキサイティングです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I can't stop pooping today and it's very exciting.