YOU SAID:

I didn't watch the Oscars because if I wanted to see a smith slapping a rock I'd have gone to a coal mine.

INTO JAPANESE

オスカーを観なかったのは、鍛冶屋が岩を叩くのを見たかったら、炭鉱に行っていただろうから。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I didn't watch the Oscars because if I wanted to see a blacksmith pounding a rock, I would have gone to a coal mine.

INTO JAPANESE

オスカーを観なかったのは、鍛冶屋が岩を叩くのを見たかったら、炭鉱に行っていただろうからだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I didn't watch the Oscars because if I wanted to see the blacksmith pounding the rocks, I would have gone to a coal mine.

INTO JAPANESE

オスカーを観なかったのは、鍛冶屋が岩を叩くのを見たかったら、炭鉱に行っていただろうからだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I didn't watch the Oscars because if I wanted to see the blacksmith pounding the rocks, I would have gone to a coal mine.