YOU SAID:

I farted in my poophole and now it really hurts.

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私は私の poophole でおなら、今それは本当に痛い。

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I was in my poophole fart, now it really hurts.

INTO JAPANESE

私の poophole のおならを今、本当に痛い。

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My poophole fart right now, really hurts.

INTO JAPANESE

私 poophole おなら今、本当に痛いです。

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My poophole fart now and it really hurts.

INTO JAPANESE

今私の poophole のおなら、それが本当に痛い。

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Now my poophole fart, it really hurts.

INTO JAPANESE

今私の poophole おなら、それは本当に痛い。

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Now my poophole fart, it really hurts.