YOU SAID:
i farted in the kettle
INTO JAPANESE
私はやかんにおならをした
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I used to fry to the kettle
INTO JAPANESE
私はやかんに炒めたもの
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I gave up in a kettle
INTO JAPANESE
私はやかんであきらめた
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I gave up
INTO JAPANESE
俺はやめるよ
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I gave up.
INTO JAPANESE
俺はやめるよ
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I gave up.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.