YOU SAID:

I farted on a cow and ate it's pig's bacon

INTO JAPANESE

私は牛におならし、豚のベーコンを食べた

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I ate a cow fart, pork Bacon

INTO JAPANESE

牛のおなら、豚肉ベーコンを食べた

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Ate cow fart, pork Bacon

INTO JAPANESE

牛おなら、豚肉ベーコンを食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ate cow fart, pork Bacon