YOU SAID:
I have cheese in my pants. Where is the bathroom?
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンにチーズが入っています。化粧室はどこですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have cheese in my pants. where is the bathroom?
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンにチーズが入っています。化粧室はどこですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have cheese in my pants. where is the bathroom?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.