YOU SAID:

i just lit my diaper on fire and threw it out the window, then i exploded. This morning, i met a dinosaur! His name was Greg. He was dumb. I am dumb!

INTO JAPANESE

おむつに火をつけて窓から投げ捨てたら爆発しました。今朝、恐竜に会いました！彼の名前はグレッグでした。彼はバカだった。私のバカ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lit a diaper and threw it out the window and it exploded. I met a dinosaur this morning! His name was Greg. he was stupid I'm an idiot!

INTO JAPANESE

おむつに火をつけて窓から投げたら爆発しました。今朝恐竜に会いました！彼の名前はグレッグでした。彼はバカだった、私はバカだ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lit a diaper and threw it out the window and it exploded. I met a dinosaur this morning! His name was Greg. He was stupid, I'm stupid!

INTO JAPANESE

おむつに火をつけて窓から投げたら爆発しました。今朝恐竜に会いました！彼の名前はグレッグでした。彼は愚かだった、私も愚かだった！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lit a diaper and threw it out the window and it exploded. I met a dinosaur this morning! His name was Greg. He was stupid, I was stupid too!

INTO JAPANESE

おむつに火をつけて窓から投げたら爆発しました。今朝恐竜に会いました！彼の名前はグレッグでした。彼もバカだった、私もバカだった！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I lit a diaper and threw it out the window and it exploded. I met a dinosaur this morning! His name was Greg. He was stupid, I was stupid too!