YOU SAID:
I just soiled my undershorts.
INTO JAPANESE
私はちょうど私の猿股を汚しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just was defiled my undershorts.
INTO JAPANESE
私はちょうど私の猿股を汚しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just was defiled my undershorts.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.