YOU SAID:

I'm cold, tired, and wishing I was back in the primordial soup

INTO JAPANESE

私は寒くて疲れていて、原始的なスープに戻っていたらいいのにと思います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm cold and tired and wish I had gone back to primitive soup

INTO JAPANESE

寒くて疲れていて、原始的なスープに戻っておけばよかったのに

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish I had gone back to the primitive soup because I was cold and tired

INTO JAPANESE

寒くて疲れていたので原始的なスープに戻っておけばよかったのに

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish I had gone back to the primitive soup because I was cold and tired