YOU SAID:

I'm half asleep, drunk, a mess, and sick

INTO JAPANESE

私は半分眠っている、飲酒、混乱、病気

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm half asleep, drunk, mess, sick

INTO JAPANESE

私は半分眠っている、飲酒、混乱、病気

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm half asleep, drunk, mess, sick