YOU SAID:
I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party.
INTO JAPANESE
私はただのトイレにいるマイケル、パーティーのトイレにいるマイケルだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the party bathroom.
INTO JAPANESE
私はただのバスルームにいるマイケル、パーティーバスルームにいるマイケルです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the party bathroom.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.