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I'm kinda like a trauma-tease, I think?

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私はちょっとトラウマからかかっているようだ、私は思う？

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I seem to be taking a bit of trauma, do you think?

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私はちょっとしたトラウマを取っているようですね

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It looks like I'm taking a bit of trauma

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少し外傷を受けているようです

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It seems to have received a slight trauma

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軽い外傷を受けたようです

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It seems that she got a minor injury

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彼女は軽傷を負ったようです

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She seems to have been slightly injured

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彼女はわずかにけがをしたようです

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She seems to have been slightly injured