YOU SAID:
I’m not gonna sneeze. Happy New Year!
INTO JAPANESE
くしゃみをするつもりはありません。明けましておめでとう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm not going to sneeze. Happy new year!
INTO JAPANESE
くしゃみをするつもりはありません。明けましておめでとう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm not going to sneeze. Happy new year!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.