YOU SAID:
I'M TOO COOL FOR YOU TO READ THIS
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたがこれを読むのは冷たすぎる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am too cold for you to read this
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたがこれを読むのが寒すぎる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am too cold for you to read this
You've done this before, haven't you.