YOU SAID:
I once yeeteth the child out the window
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて子供を窓の外にいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once had a child out of the window
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて窓の外に子供がいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once had a child outside the window
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつて窓の外に子供がいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once had a child outside the window
Come on, you can do better than that.