YOU SAID:

i opened the closet and thought a can of white potatoes said “white people” for about 2 milliseconds

INTO JAPANESE

私はクローゼットを開けて、白いジャガイモの缶が約2ミリ秒間「白人」と言っていると思った

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I opened my closet and thought a can of white potatoes said "white" for about 2 milliseconds

INTO JAPANESE

クローゼットを開けて、白いジャガイモの缶が約 2 ミリ秒間「白い」と言っていると思った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I opened my closet and thought a can of white potatoes said "white" for about 2 milliseconds