YOU SAID:
I own a black and hairy female dog
INTO JAPANESE
自分は黒と毛むくじゃらの雌犬
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am black and hairy female dog
INTO JAPANESE
私は黒と毛むくじゃらの雌犬
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am black and hairy female dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.