YOU SAID:
i pooped in my pants and then ate my boogers.
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンの中でうんちをしてから、私のブーガーを食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped in my pants and then ate my booger.
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンの中でうんちをしてから、私のブーガーを食べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped in my pants and then ate my booger.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.