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YOU SAID:

I promised to my wife and children, I'll never touch another drink as long as I live.

INTO JAPANESE

私は私が生きている限り、私は決して別の飲み物をタッチします私の妻と子供と約束しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As long as I am alive I I promised and never touch another drink my wife and children.

INTO JAPANESE

私は生きている限り、私は約束し、別に触れないで私は私の妻と子供たちを飲みます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not touch another, as long as I am alive, I promise and I drink my wife and children.

INTO JAPANESE

限り、私は生きている、私は約束し、私は私の妻と子供たちを飲むを別に触れないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As long as I live, I promise, I drink my wife and children do not touch.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、約束は、生きている限り私は私の妻を飲むし、子供には触れないでいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Are touching the kids, and as long as I am alive promises that I drink my wife.

INTO JAPANESE

子供たちは、触れると限り、私は私の妻を飲んで生きている約束。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As long as the children touched, I promised to live drinking my wife.

INTO JAPANESE

子供たちが触れている限り、私は妻を飲んで生きることを約束しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As long as the children touched, I promised to live by drinking my wife.

INTO JAPANESE

子供たちが触れている限り、私は妻を飲んで生きることを約束しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As long as the children touched, I promised to live by drinking my wife.

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That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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