YOU SAID:

I smeared diarrhea on the handle! That's "viral marketing"! Somebody told me that, at least

INTO JAPANESE

私はハンドルに下痢を塗った!それは「ウイルスマーケティング」です!誰かが私にそれを言った、少なくとも

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put diarrhea on the handle!

INTO JAPANESE

私はハンドルに下痢を置く!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put diarrhea on the handle!