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I've got ingrown toenails and want to complain about my feet but they are too enormous to fit in those hideous shoes so I amputated my big toe and let it stain the light minty shoes crimson

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私は足の爪を巻き込んで、私の足について文句を言いたいが、彼らはそれらの恐ろしい靴に収まるには巨大すぎるので、私は私の足の大きなつま先を切断し、それは軽いミントの靴の真紅を汚す

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I want to get my toenails involved and complain about my feet, but they're too huge to fit in those horrible shoes, so I amputate the big toes of my feet and it stains the crimson of light mint shoes

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私は足の爪を巻いて足元に文句を言いたいが、彼らはそれらの恐ろしい靴に収まるには巨大すぎるので、私は足の大きなつま先を切断し、軽いミントシューズの真紅を汚す

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I want to roll my toenails and complain at my feet, but they're too huge to fit in those horrible shoes, so I amputate the big toes of my feet and smear the crimson of light mint shoes

INTO JAPANESE

私は足の爪を転がして足元で文句を言いたいが、彼らはそれらの恐ろしい靴に収まるには巨大すぎるので、私は足の大きなつま先を切断し、軽いミントシューズの真紅を塗る

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I want to roll my toenails and complain at my feet, but they are too huge to fit in those horrible shoes, so I amputate the big toes of the legs and apply the crimson of light mint shoes

INTO JAPANESE

私は足の爪を転がして足元で文句を言いたいが、彼らはそれらの恐ろしい靴に収まるには巨大すぎるので、私は足の大きなつま先を切断し、軽いミントシューズの真紅を適用する

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I want to roll my toenails and complain at my feet, but they're too huge to fit in those horrible shoes, so I amputate the big toes of the legs and apply the crimson of light mint shoes

INTO JAPANESE

私は足の爪を転がして足元で文句を言いたいが、彼らはそれらの恐ろしい靴に収まるには巨大すぎるので、私は足の大きなつま先を切断し、軽いミントシューズの真紅を適用する

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to roll my toenails and complain at my feet, but they're too huge to fit in those horrible shoes, so I amputate the big toes of the legs and apply the crimson of light mint shoes