Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

I will never get a cat

INTO JAPANESE

私は猫を手に入れません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't get a cat

INTO JAPANESE

猫がいない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No cat

INTO JAPANESE

猫なし

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No cat

Equilibrium found!

Come on, you can do better than that.

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