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YOU SAID:

I will yesn't touch myself today

INTO JAPANESE

今日は自分には触れない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not touch myself today

INTO JAPANESE

今日は自分に触れないで

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not touch yourself today

INTO JAPANESE

今日は自分に触れないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please do not touch yourself today

INTO JAPANESE

今日は自分に触れないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please do not touch yourself today

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