YOU SAID:

I wish to be a giraffe that way I can accidentally bump into a tiny tree and snap my neck in half and just continuously bleed to death

INTO JAPANESE

キリンになりたいので、誤って小さな木にぶつかり、首を半分に折って、絶えず出血してしまう可能性があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Because you want to be a giraffe, you can accidentally hit a small tree, break your neck in half and bleed constantly

INTO JAPANESE

キリンになりたいので、誤って小さな木にぶつかり、首を半分に折って絶えず出血する可能性があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Because you want to be a giraffe, you can accidentally hit a small tree, break your neck in half and constantly bleed

INTO JAPANESE

キリンになりたいので、誤って小さな木にぶつかり、首を半分に折って絶えず出血する可能性があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Because you want to be a giraffe, you can accidentally hit a small tree, break your neck in half and constantly bleed