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If cucumber is 99% water and I can walk on cucumber then I am 99% Jesus

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きゅうりが99％の水で、きゅうりの上を歩くことができるなら、私は99％のイエスです

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If the cucumber is 99% water and you can walk on the cucumber, I'm 99% yes

INTO JAPANESE

きゅうりが99％の水で、きゅうりの上を歩くことができるなら、私は99％はいです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the cucumber is 99% water and you can walk on the cucumber, I'm 99% yes