YOU SAID:

If I ate any more chicken, I would be doing the splits right now.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がもう鶏肉を食べたら、私は今分裂しているだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I already eat chicken, I will be splitting now.

INTO JAPANESE

私がすでに鶏肉を食べたら、今分裂するだろう。

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If I already eat chicken, I will divide now.

INTO JAPANESE

私が既に鶏肉を食べたら、今分ける。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I already eat chicken, I will divide it now.

INTO JAPANESE

私がすでに鶏肉を食べたら、今度はそれを分ける。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I already eat chicken, this time I will divide it.

INTO JAPANESE

私がすでに鶏肉を食べているなら、今回は分けます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I already have chicken, I will divide this time.

INTO JAPANESE

私がすでに鶏肉を持っているなら、私はこの時間を分割します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I already have chicken, I will divide this time.