YOU SAID:

if i get 1000 likes i will kiss my dog

INTO JAPANESE

1000のいいねをもらったら犬にキスします

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Kiss the dog if you get 1000 likes

INTO JAPANESE

1000いいねが出たら犬にキス

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Kiss the dog when you like 1000

INTO JAPANESE

1000が好きなときに犬にキスする

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Kiss the dog when you like 1000