YOU SAID:

if i had a penny for every time i hear this

INTO JAPANESE

私はこれを聞くたびにペニーを持っていたら

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If I had a penny every time I heard this

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がこれを聞くたびに一銭も持っていたら

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If I had a penny every time I heard this