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@>If I were a zombie, I wouldn't eat your brains. #>Because we're friends? @>Because you have no brains to begin with. #> If zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

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@>もし私がゾンビだったら、あなたの脳みそは食べません。 #>友達だから？ @>そもそも頭脳がないから。 #> ゾンビが私たちを追いかけている場合、私はあなたをつまずかせます。

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@> If I were a zombie, I wouldn't eat your brain. #> Are they friends? @>Because I don't have a brain in the first place. #> If zombies are chasing us, I will trip you up.

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@> もし私がゾンビだったら、あなたの脳みそは食べません。 #> 彼らは友達ですか? @>そもそも脳がないから。 #> ゾンビに追われたらつまずかせてやる。

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@> If I were a zombie, I wouldn't eat your brain. #> Are they friends? @> Because they don't have brains in the first place. #> If zombies chase me, I'll make them stumble.

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@> もし私がゾンビだったら、あなたの脳みそは食べません。 #> 彼らは友達ですか? @> そもそも脳がないから。 #> ゾンビに追われたらつまずかせてやる。

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@> If I were a zombie, I wouldn't eat your brain. #> Are they friends? @> Because they don't have brains in the first place. #> If zombies chase me, I'll make them stumble.