YOU SAID:
if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry christmas
INTO JAPANESE
ifsとbutsがキャンディーとナッツだったら、みんなメリークリスマスになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, everyone would have a Merry Christmas
INTO JAPANESE
ifsとbutsがキャンディーとナッツだったら、誰もがメリークリスマスを過ごすでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, everyone would have a Merry Christmas
That didn't even make that much sense in English.