YOU SAID:

If my dad was in prison I would probably assault the old lady on the corner of the street

INTO JAPANESE

もし私の父が刑務所にいたら、私はおそらく通りの角で老婦人を暴行するでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my dad was in jail, I would probably assault the old lady on the corner of the street

INTO JAPANESE

もし私の父が刑務所にいたら、私はおそらく通りの角で老婦人を暴行するでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my dad was in jail, I would probably assault the old lady on the corner of the street