YOU SAID:
It's dead in here today. I wish I were dead in here today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日ここで死んでいる。私は今日ここで私が死んでいたらいいのに。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am dead here today. I wish I was dead here today.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日ここで死んでいる。私は今日ここで私が死んでいたらいいのに。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am dead here today. I wish I was dead here today.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
