YOU SAID:

It's dead in here today. I wish I were dead in here today.

INTO JAPANESE

今日ここで死んでいる。私は今日ここで私が死んでいたらいいのに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am dead here today. I wish I was dead here today.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今日ここで死んでいる。私は今日ここで私が死んでいたらいいのに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am dead here today. I wish I was dead here today.