YOU SAID:
It's like almost everything else moves like a snail.
INTO JAPANESE
それは、他のほとんどすべてがカタツムリのように動くようなものです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's like almost everything else behaves like a snail.
INTO JAPANESE
それは、他のほとんどすべてがカタツムリのように振る舞うようなものです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's like almost everything else behaves like a snail.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.