YOU SAID:
Jeremy, who was secretly a hot headed potato, recently kicked the bucket
INTO JAPANESE
密かに頭の悪いジャガイモだったジェレミーは、最近バケツを蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jeremy, who was secretly a brainless potato, recently kicked a bucket
INTO JAPANESE
密かに頭の悪いジャガイモだったジェレミーは、最近バケツを蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jeremy, who was secretly a brainless potato, recently kicked a bucket
That didn't even make that much sense in English.